Bonefish Grill Review

Learn why you should "be about" Bonefish Grill in my newest blog post!

 Have you ever visited any of the locations? Does one spot rank above the rest? Comment below and let me know. 

Keepin' It Up

Look at the review I did for The Social Firm about Raconteur Theatre Company's presentation of Joe Musso’s Conk and Bone at Club Diversity. 

http://www.thesocialfirm.com/blog/

I would love to hear your comments and please let me know of any upcoming shows to Central Ohio!

-Outty-

Caitlin's Law

Caitlin's Law

<Think Murphy's Law, but more grand.>

A brillant text will come to mind, when your phone's battery has just died.

The meal you just magnificently concocted will turn out perfectly when you're home alone, unable to share the wondrous dish.

Healthy foods taste better with chocolate.  

  

(examiner.com)

   

 (signature9.com)

You car will break down before the biggest event of your life, i.e. interview for the great job, your wedding day, etc.

That "one last drink" will get you shwasted.

Surrender your heart. It will get broken. It gets better.

Love conquers most. Ice cream heals the heartache, especially Jeni's. 

Girls Night/Guys night can turn into One Night Stands. Ask anyone.

Fifty Shades of Grey will help you're relationship, momentarily. 

Friends are like plants. Give your relationship the proper attention and it will grow.

Gambling is a toy in Pandora's box. Not everyone can resist the consist seduction of the game of chance. 

~End for now~

I'm thinking of making a larger list soon. Any suggestions to add to the list?

Do you believe in MAGIC..

“Do you believe magic…

in a young girls heart. How the music can free her whenever it starts.”

These lyrics may not relate to the topic below, but it does set a certain rhythm.

After viewing the much-anticipated film, Magic Mike, I’ve created a list that must take some notice. **Spooler Alert** Be aware sections of this list contain spoolers to the movie. 

My reasons for loving and loathing this film will send you giggling to your best friend and consider the movie beyond the tight stripper thongs.

Top 7 Reasons to LOVE Magic Mike

7. Finally, a movie set out to release the animalistic nature and the needs of a woman.

           

            Whether it’s you’re 21^st birthday, bachorlette or college party this films explores the strippers view of coming to each of these events. Each woman is picked to be the center of attention and WE (women) can sit and cheer because the guys are working for our pleasure (or so we think).

6. Pink Elephant

            The thong sets the stage for the outrageous laughter set upon theater. My great grandmother had to ask exactly what part of the body does the trunk cover. LOL.

5. Firefighters, Cowboys, Cops oh my!

            Matthew McConaughey, (Dallas) fills the older generations thrill by being the head sheriff in town. He takes the boys on a ride through the stripper world and attempts to make a killing off the club. McConaughey talks up his crew, like he does the thirsty women in the crowd. He attempts to tell each stripper he can have part of the new investment. The percentage he throws out to each man lacks value because the sneaky intentions become crystal clear towards the end of the movie.

4. Herman, the pig.

            The pig is the cutest little guy ever. This mini piggy is strung along and stays with the drugged out hoe for most of the movie. Despite he’s disgusting owner, I still can’t helped but to love the lil guy.

3.  Ass

We want it. We see it. Ass shakes, jiggles and pops. Finally. (:

2. The Cast

You might love Big Dick Richie.   (www.eonline.com)

You won’t be able to stop staring at the sizzling Tito.

(www.ineedmyfix.com)

Become tangled up with Tazarn.

The Kid will make mistakes, but you’ll still enjoy him.

Ken, more like the real life “fuckable” Ken doll, will make you forget all about the TNT show he’s on.

You’ll love the leather with the dazzling Dallas.

By the end of the film you’ll want to trample on Channing Tantum.  (blog.zap2it.com)

The number one reason we love Magic Mike…..

1.     We get to see a penis.

Get the personal size fans. For all the boobie, butt and other female body part scenes, we finally get to see a blurry penis.

Top 3 Sevens to Loathe the film…

(http://www.buzzsugar.com/Magic-Mike-Pictures-22650075?slide=49)

3. We, women are captured in our worst, drugged out sex feigned states. Even the __ hard working nurse assistance falls to the sinfully pleasures of the Magic Mike by the end of film.

Nora, the character pictured above is played by Rikey Keough a.k.a one of Elvis Presley’s grandchildren. (Who knew?) This is one girl I would love to slap the hell out of during the movie. Basically, Keough does a great job playing the character. In the film Nora takes Adam, the stripper newbie and draws him into the drug saturated universe. From the outside she might have seemed to be in control. However, in the height of the film she is sprawled across the bed incoherent and unclothed. Even when Brooke, played by the tom boy Cody Horn damn nears drags her out of the bed and attempts to beat her to death, she seemed lost in other world.

Brooke grows upset with her brothers lifestyle choices, but falls for the loveable Magic Mike, (My ooey gooey fave, ChanningTantum).

Are we all so easily captured?

1.     Boobs. For a movie geared towards the heterosexual female audience they sure had to add plenty of breast scenes. I mean COME ON… I have to sit through plenty of films that show off the female body in order to entice men to objective us even more. So did this film give girls enough of a show?

Or…

1.     There was deeper meaning.  Many other blogs and articles have attributed the film to the capitalism and wrap the yummy male strippers as a package for the audience.

A blog written by Lindsay Gellman blares the question, “Whether women ogling men is just sexist as men ogling women?” She swiftly answered yes.

Slow down. How many films, such as Magic Mike exist? Can you name one?

For us, as a culture to disintegrate sexism all together we mustn’t let films like this objectify anyone. Yet can’t I just soak in my longing for equalization through drooling over Tantum’s provocative dance moves? 

Rihanna, Madonna and even Beyonce have pushed the limit for dancing.

 

Now, that I’ve almost completed the Fifty Shades series I’ll be back with an all-exclusive review of that "kinky fuckery."  Lol. 

Graduation Left Overs

You, your kids or someone you know is graduating from school. After the congratulations are put to rest, the cake is eaten and the money collected there’s something left over that might seem to intrude on your living space; textbooks. Every student has them, but not all of them want to keep them.

So what are you going to do with these bulking books building up into piles around the house?

 (vdh.state.va.us)

 Check out my guest blog post at http://www.diyinspired.com/recycled-text-books/ for the options! 

Congratulations everyone!

P.S. After I graduate Sunday, I will be back to the blog with full Jedi force. 

MWAH!

Exciting news blogies! You're looking at the newest intern for Cement Marketing. If you would like a quick refresh, scroll down a few posts. I attended their "Facebook - Timeline" workshop in March with the widely known, Jim Coe.

Side note: I know you've heard of the "6 degrees of separation" theory, right? The idea...not the Kevin Bacon film per say. Well, if you applied this theory to Coe you would have to subtract 3 because it seems everyone in Columbus knows him.  Basically, if you don't know Coe, you're missing out. He is an awesome guy! 

Now back to the shenanigans.

On Tuesday, I had my first day at the exciting, downtown advertising firm. Everyone was sincere when they spoke and seemed interested in finding out the basics about my educational background. When the computer screens began to dwindle our ability to continue our path to awesome concentration, the guys invited me to play a game of ping pong. Let me tell you, this idea is ingenious. The quick and simple game makes for the perfect supplement for a combusting brain.

When the days assignment was given to me, I couldn't wait to start the process because I wanted to make a decent impression and produce something worth reading. Without further ado, I must express I'm stoked!


The stars must be aligned because this week is feeling just right. I finished "Busy Monsters," a novel constructed by William Giraldi. Also, I put together my new bed set (looks beautiful). All the while listening to Rebelution's Peace of Mind CD. Yes, good week.



Off to venture into new tales and paths unforeseen.

Ca-Ca-cancellation

Cancellation becomes the word of the week in Caitlin's crazy life.

People seem to care less about a commitment in this era. Do you agree? Whether it be marriage, raising a child or showing up to a meeting, people have lost that effort. 

Why?

Even when money is on the table people would rather attend other events. These other events could blatantly be less beneficial and there is still lack of respect. 

Our fast lives will one day catch up with us. Maybe I'm sounding like your grandma, but I really don't like how my own generation is dealing with life. 

Everyone seems to want a big dream, but when it boils down to the real business of achieving they slough off. 

I hope when I finally find a paid job I will be surrounded by go-getters. It's ok to take a day off and chill out every now and then, but I need a team of people who understand when it's grind time.

~Peace Out~

 Caitlin